What an absolutely beautiful day in Belly Acres!  The boys were definitely out kickin’ up mud today!  …well, dust and dirt clods.  …hasn’t rained a lot lately.  🙂If you haven’t seen the music video for The Lacs’s “Kickin’ Up Mud,” you’ll enjoy this link to the official video.  If you like the song as much […]

3rd attorney wants off Auburn tree-poisoning case <—- Anniston Star/Associated Press Story Bwahahahahaha!  Really?  What Alabama attorney would WANT to defend Harvey Updyke Jr, accused tree poisoner of the Toomer’s Corner oak trees? The first two attorneys withdrew citing conflicts…association or family association with Auburn.  This third attorney cites an “irreconcilable conflict” between him and the […]

Really?  Seriously?  I really thought the first time I read this Facebook post, that it was a joke. Then, I clicked the link to the story.  http://bit.ly/g5bh2G. Holy cow!  …and these are folks in our community!  AAhhhhh-ite porch pickers, hide them car keys.  …ain’t nobody borrowing nor lending a vehicle for a while unless it’s […]

Once upon a time, I found this book on eBay entitled Disney Pals Autograph Artist.  I was young and distracted…and I let the auction end without participating in any serious bidding.  I’ve been looking for that book ever since.  We all know that Disney cast members are extensively trained to work in the parks.  Particular […]

Really?  Your football fandom made you do it?  Because of a college football rivalry, your team pride (devil made you do it) inspired you to not only destroy someone else’s property, but to poison live oak trees that were 130+ years old.  Seriously? Destruction of property is just “slow-in-the-head” stupid.  You just don’t do that.  […]

Wow.  Nothing will date a girl more than trying to pick up the old high school horn after 20+ years.  After only a few years, I, like many of my poverty-stricken college classmates, sold my high school band instruments.  I’ve regretted it ever since…at least, I regret selling “the one.” Over the years, I thought […]

Valentine’s Day is just fun…if you just watch and listen.  Flowers come into the office and folks talk about gifts and plans all day.  I know Facebook status messages have mentioned everything from candy to candlelight dinners today, but I’m a little partial to southern charm, myself… Hubby suprised me with a new bedliner for […]

First question for the front porch…have you seen the Family Feud clip asking for something that gets passed around? Secondly, which answer would you have given?…one of the 8?…one of the 4? …or one of the other 88 percent who answered something else? …and what exactly were the other survey answers???

Welcome to Belly Acres, Alabama. Belly Acres is my home, and belly achin’ on the front porch is what we do…among other things.  Basically, any topic that might arise on the front porch is fair game for Belly Acres, our front porch in the Blogosphere.