Testing Redneck Wine Glasses

Posted February 14th, 2012 by cdclocks@gmail.com
Our redneck wine glasses, champagne flutes, and martini / margarita / cocktail glasses have been selling faster than I can make them over at the Etsy shop, http://www.etsy.com/shop/BellyAcresAlabama, but y’all know me well enough to know that I won’t sell an item on Etsy unless I’m sure it’s good and sturdy. 

(The redneck glassware takes over a week for the specialty glues to set to my satisfaction.)

…and rather than let y’all imagine just what I’m doing to test how sturdy the glasses are, I thought you might enjoy watching the video.  😉

I certainly don’t recommend rough housin’ around with glassware, but at least you know the stuff coming from Belly Acres has passed our own “it ain’t gonna fall apart” test. 

Atlanta’s Priciest Repo – Bank of America Plaza Skyscraper

Posted February 8th, 2012 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Wow.  The lender essentially bought back the 55 story tower at $250 million when the previous buyer couldn’t pay the mortgage at the 2006 purchase price of $436 million.


The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has the full story here.

I Love My Congressman

Posted January 19th, 2012 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Well, specifically, I love Mike Rogers.  I can’t say the say for all our elected officials, but this man has earned my respect over and over.  With SOPA and PIPA looming, he has earned my respect again.


Anytime a truly controversial bill is introduced, specifically if it will affect me or mine, I actually DO look it up and read it.  For those that deserve the attention, I DO, as I’ve been taught, contact my representatives, House, Senate, or other applicable elected official.  


The very few times that I’ve actually needed to contact my representatives, Mike Rogers and his team have listened.  I know they’ve listened because they’ve always responded with a response directly addressing my concerns.  



Even when my opinions and requests have contradicted others, the response from Mike Rogers has always been intelligent, well-informed, and personally helpful.  


IF I’ve received responses at all from senators and the like, they’ve been meaningless form letters.  I can’t emphasize enough how much I respect Mike Rogers for his consistently insightful responses.

I contacted my representatives about SOPA/PIPA yesterday via email and twitter.  Thus far, Mike Rogers is the only one to respond…with the following:

Dear MyNameHere:
 
Thank you for contacting me with regard to H.R. 3261, the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). It is good to hear from you.
 
As you may know, H.R. 3261, would authorize the Attorney General to seek court orders against a U.S. directed foreign website committing or facilitating online piracy.  A very similar bill, S.968 the PROTECT IP Act (PIPA) was introduced by Senator Patrick Leahy (VT) in the Senate. Both pieces of legislation are intended to protect consumers but the potential for overreach by the U.S. Department of Justice is a very real concern.  Although this legislation is well-meaning I am very concerned with the language as introduced in the U.S. House of Representatives. In addition the free speech afforded to American citizens by the U.S. Constitution should never be compromised and the imprecise bill language could threaten that.  H.R. 3261 has been referred to the House Judiciary Committee, of which I am a not member. If this matter comes to the House floor I will remember your thoughts on the matter. 
 
Thank you again for contacting me.  If you would like to receive further information on issues of importance to you, please log on to my website at http://mike-rogers.house.gov. I hope to hear from you again soon.
                                                                                                    Sincerely,
                                                                                                    Mike Rogers                                                                                                Member of Congress


Just as I’ve been taught to contact my representatives regarding important bills and other relevant matters, I’ve also been taught to look at voting records just before election time.  I think many of us will be watching to see how our representatives vote on these bills.  It will be a factor in voting decisions.


For now, I’m just a very proud Alabamian to have a congressman who actually listens.

The BellyAcresAlabama Etsy Shop is BACK online and open for business!!!

Posted January 4th, 2012 by cdclocks@gmail.com

After the holiday break, it’s back to crafty goodness at Belly Acres.  

…seems that the redneck or hillbilly champagne flutes, wine glasses, and martini glasses may show increased demand soon for upcoming rustic wedding plans.  I like making them, though it takes 1-2 weeks to thoroughly glue/cure and quality test them before I’m willing to sell them.  So, it looks like the toasting glasses may be my etsy focus for a while.  


Twig Pencils and Twig Pens will also enter the “to do” list. among quite a few new crafty endeavors I’m eager to try.

It’s gonna be a fun year in the esty shop!  
🙂  Keep checking the shop and the http://www.BellyAcresAlabama.com blog for upcoming transformations and treasures.
  🙂

Number, Pound, Hash, Huh?

Posted December 7th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com
Language is simply amazing. 
Syntax, grammar, phonology, morphology, body language… Even in one language, there are SO many aspects to communication, it’s actually pretty amazing that we all generally understand each other. 
…and whether it’s visual or verbal, it’s all symbolic…even the literal stuff.  🙂

Seriously, though… what do you think when you see the following symbol?  #

  • Honestly, my first memory of this symbol was the game, tic-tac-toe.  …and that’s just a background… a board for Xs and Os. 
  • Since I was raised by a math teacher and voracious readers, my next interpretation was a number symbol.  #1.
  • No teenager, or semi-communicative American could misunderstand the “pound” sign.  Phone systems STILL use the term.
  • Now, however, the symbol is commonly recognized as the first part of a hash tag. 

It’s all symbolic.  It’s all communicative.  Mostly, it’s just really danged impressive that one itty-bitty symbol can mean SO many things to native English speakers, and we still, generally, understand the meaning from the context in which it is used. 

Without context, though… if you just see the symbol, # …  what do you think?  What comes to mind first?  I think the answer might actually say a lot about us.  🙂

SOPA – Stop Online Piracy Act – 79 Pages of WHAT?

Posted November 17th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Bologna.  I read through that 79 page bill.  Ironically, all 79 pages are online at http://www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h3261/text.
We already HAVE laws regarding all the “issues” addressed in this bill.  …and despite all the definitions, terms, liability, actions, etc., the entire bill is actually VERY vague.  Legal documents that define a lot, but don’t spell out concrete examples and circumstances make me VERY nervous.  All it REALLY does is allow, in writing, a certain number of days and “reasonable” expectations for defined “parties” to the crime.
It’s Redundant and Opportunistic
We don’t need redundant laws just because the word “internet” is applied.  It’s the same crime without a geographical limiter.  The following are just SOME of the crimes mentioned in this ONE bill.
·       We have copyright laws and laws about intellectual property.  (They specify the financial gain caveat, too.)
·       We have laws against endangering the public health. 
·       We have laws regarding prescriptions. 
·       We have laws against counterfeiting. 
·       We have laws against corporate espionage and trademark infringement. 
·       AND we have laws against serious bodily harm and death.
WHY do we need a 79 page bill for MORE of the same laws just because the internet is involved?  Law should try to keep up with technology, but there’s no need for technology/internet-specific law for the purposes mentioned in this bill.  The bill doesn’t differentiate between tangible world and internet world crimes, either.  IT’S REDUNDANT.
Vague Language Problems:
Legalese is always bad, but some legal documents are worse than others.  This bill is 79 pages of a whole lot of definitions and opportunities to litigate, but very little substantial legislation…and VERY little that we don’t have addressed already under the same crimes that don’t involve the internet.
Some of the most obvious head-shakers include the following…
  • Since when is “reasonably” concrete enough for legal language?  …unless it’s defined in writing…reasonably, by who’s standards here?  By the way, I searched the bill text for “reason.”  It popped up 43 results.
  • “Internet site dedicated to theft of U.S. property” is used many times, but “dedicated” is still VERY subjective.
  • notorious foreign infringers” – really?  THAT’S what you’re going with in a US Bill?
  • if such person knew or should have known that the work was intended for commercial dissemination.” – should have known?  Oh, so we CAN punish the ignorant or stupid.  Good to know.  I thought that in this country, there must be PROOF of guilt…or at least enough charisma to convince a jury.
Not a Beast, But Should NOT Be Ignored
Frankly, SOPA is not the scary beast many claim it to be.  It IS, however, an attack on the internet…SOPA – Stop ONLINE Piracy Act. 
WE DON’T NEED IT. 
Piracy is piracy whether it’s online or not, and we already have laws for that. 
If internet service providers need to be more clearly addressed by US laws regarding these crimes, then write THAT bill.  …not one that addresses everything from prescription drugs and bootleg videos all the way through murder…online. 
Come on.  Do we need SBPA – Stop Baptist Piracy Act?  …just to address piracy crimes committed by Baptists or in Baptist Churches?  Please.  This is all a joke, right?  

Once Upon a Time and/or Grimm

Posted October 28th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Well, this is one of the easiest comparison/contrasts I’ve ever done.  …two new fall shows based on fairy tales/stories.  …two very different pilots.  The bottom line comparison is as easy as asking which Florida theme park you prefer…Disney or Universal?  Yep.  They’re THAT distinct.

Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time is all about the fantasy and the magic…no surprise since Disney owns ABC.  J  It’s not totally Disneyfied, but it’s close enough to enjoy the references… 
  • Apple cider
  • Whistle While you Work overheard in the jail scene with Grumpy
  • Archibald Hopper aka (also known as) Jiminy Cricket
  • Mr. Gold aka Rumplestiltskin (who could spin straw into gold)

Of course, since Kitsis and Horowitz are involved, I expect multiple references to Tron: Legacy and Lost, too.  …and I’m really looking forward to figuring out which character was originally which.  🙂  Anyone figure out the Sheriff’s original character yet?


Grimm

Grimm is, well… grim.  …darker.  …more focused on how the creatures fit/adapt/hide in “the real world.”  That doesn’t really surprise me much.  The original Grimm’s Fairy Tales were pretty dark.   Instead of the characters cursed with ignorance of the truth in Once Upon a Time, in Grimm, only the members of the Grimm family can see the mythical and malevolent for who they really are. 

LOL.  Sorry.  It’s just too funny.  …characters cursed with ignorance of the truth…and all those apple references.  LOL!!!!

BUT, the cool factors and visuals in Grimm alone will keep me watching.  The names, details, and potential for some very cool and unique characters are all pros for this show. 

 

The Airstream trailer could be a character, itself…if it weren’t so annoyingly “loose.” 

(Anyone who’s EVER used a trailer knows that everything has to have a secure spot.  Come on!  The desk chair has wheels!!!  …and when Nick sat at the desk, something immediately wobbled from even that mild impact.  Yeah.  LOVE the Airstream.  …NOT buying the interior stuff.  …Cool, but not buyin’ it.)

There have been some decently cool references in the pilot of Grimm, but they haven’t been nearly as funny as the references in Once.
  • The house across the stream
  • The bridge
  • The girls with red hoods
  • Crying wolf
  • The song, Sweet Dreams

The Books


 

For another clear comparison/contrast – both shows even have “a book.”  Again, there are very distinct differences.  The book in Once Upon a Time is a color storybook chronicling the fairy tales of all the characters trapped in the modern world of Storybrooke, Maine.  The “book” in Grimm is a hand-written and drawn collection of images and information of all the stuff the Grimm family might see.

The Choice

Mine is to watch both, duh.  Clearly, however, I’m a Disney girl, so I’m strongly drawn to Once.  I really can’t wait to see the series progress and see what references pop up each week.  J  As for Grimm, I do think it will be a cool show, but given the choice between the adventure of Universal or the magic of Disney, I’m going with the magic.  How about you?  

Nice Skin … Polyurethane?

Posted October 14th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Yeah.  Note to self: do not apply polyurethane in the dark.

…and in answer to your question…  Yes, I did.

The short of it is that I have 20+ small wooden projects that I need to complete tomorrow, but they needed a coat of polyurethane first. 

Well, rather than laying them flat, spraying from one side, waiting to dry, rolling and spraying from another side, etc., I figured out a jig to stand each of them on end (by the tip), so I could spray them from all angles and leave them on the jig to dry.  Problem is… I didn’t have all the supplies I needed to make the jig.

I got all the supplies from town, but by the time I got home, put the jig together and got all the pieces on it, it was dark.  …and I was in a hurry.  Ooops.

I took the jig outside (mounted pieces and all) and (since it was windy) I moved a decent distance from the house.  …in the dark.

I opened the can of spray polyurethane, but couldn’t quite make out the red dot on the push button.  50/50 chance of directionality, right?  Ugh.  I SO should have known.  (There’s a reason I don’t gamble much.) 

Polyurethane — straight into my own hand…all over my trigger finger.

(((Sigh)))

Well, I did manage to turn the can and spray the projects, but once I got back inside, I was afraid to look at my hand.

hmmm.  Clear satin spray polyurethane…doesn’t really “show” well on skin, but I knew I needed to clean it off!  …off to the sink!  Apparently, fingernail polish remover doesn’t work all that well on polyurethane.  At least, it didn’t FEEL like it worked well enough.  I still couldn’t SEE what I was trying to remove. 

To be on the safe side, I pulled out the denatured alcohol.  THAT’s good stuff!  I still can’t SEE if the polyurethane is gone or not, but I FEEL like I’ve melted away anything that could possibly be on my skin …as well as a layer or two of dermis, I’m sure.

Oh, well.  LOTS of Oil of Olay to be applied liberally.  🙂 

…and if I awake in the morning to a discolored, chemically sealed finger, you’ll find me scrubbing with the purple degreaser (from the automotive aisle) and some serious Palmolive soaking.  Oh, Madge?

Pumpkey or Turkin?

Posted October 12th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

What do you think?  Is it a pumpkey or a turkin?  🙂

Happy Fall, Y’all!

Silk Purse from a Spider’s Butt or Children of the Cotton

Posted October 5th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Well, a spider’s butt makes more sense than the sow’s ear thing!   …and even the movie trailer for Children of the Corn creeped me out as a kid.  Creepy, weird, and October definitely put me in a rare frame of mind, but it’s the cotton that started all this!

The cotton fields on the road home had me thinking about people and their strange objections to materials made from “living” things.  Honestly, neither a sow’s ear or anything from a spider’s butt sound particularly like something I want to hang from my shoulder, but I do dearly love cotton.  …anyone else remember the first time you made that connection between that white, prickly stuff in the fields and the majority of the clothing on our bodies?  J

I thought for a while that the folks who objected to materials made from “living” things must surely, just be talking about animal products, right?  Fur, leather, …things traditionally gathered when “killing” something that moves and makes noise on its own.  …right? 
I’m not so sure now.  …totally avoiding the whole soul and sentience issues, I keep thinking about the “moving” part.  …and it’s starting to creep me out.
Plants DO move in reaction to sun, water, etc., and I’ve SEEN a venus fly trap, thank you very much!  I can think of quite a few articles of clothing that I would NOT want constructed of venus fly trap!  …or poison ivy.  (((shudder!)))





Maybe it’s Halloween in the air, but now, all I keep thinking about is a campy movie about all our clothes coming back to life!  Can anyone picture Attack of the Killer Cotton Balls?
Maybe I just need a nap.