Crimson Tiger – Toomer’s Corner

Posted February 18th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com
Really?  Your football fandom made you do it?  Because of a college football rivalry, your team pride (devil made you do it) inspired you to not only destroy someone else’s property, but to poison live oak trees that were 130+ years old.  Seriously?
Destruction of property is just “slow-in-the-head” stupid.  You just don’t do that.  It’s bad enough when statues, often great art, are vandalized, but poisoning 130+ year old trees?  That’s the act of a true ass.  The act is inexcusable, but the fallout is even worse.  It’s not like it’s quick or easy to make reparations for such damages.  You can’t just special order a newly “built” replica of an old oak tree.
What an ass.
For those of you who don’t live in Belly Acres, Alabama, you are still probably well-aware of the football rivalry between the University of Alabama and Auburn.  You may not know about the Toomer’s Corner tradition of rolling, decorating, or otherwise reveling around the large live oaks to celebrate an Auburn success.
Two years of relative peace and prosperity between UA and AU, then a backwoods, bottom feeding, unemployed, short-bus, POOR example of an Alabama fan decides to poison the 130+ year old live oaks!   Moron even told it all on the Finebaum radio show.  …ignorant, stupid, and an actual idiot.

SI.Com – Toomer’s Corner poisoning should enrage all college football fans

 


Arrest made in Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner tree poisoning

 

For once, I hope this way-off action of a self-professed fan can actually bring UA and AU fans together…in their disgust for this man’s actions!
For two years in a row, the state of Alabama has proven the strength and talent of our players in the SEC and our state.  In one year, the University of Alabama claimed the national championship and the Heisman.  The very next year, Auburn did the same.  Rivalry aside, that’s some seriously well-earned pride for all Alabamians.
I actually remember, during both national championship pursuits, rival fans quietly patting backs and giving thumbs up in support of their rival team.  The general feeling was that if MY Alabama SEC team can’t reach the national championship, then I guess I really do hope our toughest rival can win it.  …the national championship.  …not the Ironbowl.  That direct head-to-head game shows little mercy, other than the occasional appreciation for an amazing play.
I get that.  Ironbowl = It’s on.  Otherwise, rivals are still rivals, but pride in our state and our neighbors can actually soften a dogged fan enough to …well, to at least not root against the rival during every game.
Speaking as a person who lives in a “split household” as we call it in Alabama when some folks in your house are Auburn fans and some are Alabama fans, I’ve never totally gotten the “obsessive” parts of some fans, but I’m very proud of our family, friends, and neighbors who play honorably and honor our state.
Now, as for the Toomer’s Corner vandal/tree killer… You, Sir, no longer have the right to claim any recognition as a fan.  Your utter stupidity and disregard for life and property strip you of any acceptance of you, as a fan.  Neither UA or AU fans could really recognize such an herbicidal dumbass as anything other than an herbicidal dumbass.  You are no longer a fan.  You are an herbicidal dumbass.
….Hope you like the title, Sir.  It’s likely to stick for years.  …dumbass.
Feel FREE to discuss at length.  Facebook and the porch have been hopping over this one for days now.

 

 

One and Only Genuine Original ALUMNI Band

Posted February 15th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com
Wow.  Nothing will date a girl more than trying to pick up the old high school horn after 20+ years.  After only a few years, I, like many of my poverty-stricken college classmates, sold my high school band instruments. 
I’ve regretted it ever since…at least, I regret selling “the one.”
Over the years, I thought about playing, but never could afford a horn comparable to the beautiful silver-toned Yamaha YEP B-flat 4-valve Euphonium I had in high school (and sold for a song).  
For normal folks, that’s the horn that’s just a little deeper than a trombone, but with valves rather than a slide…looks like a small tuba. 
I guess it was worth the good karma.  I got it used and fortuitously dirt-cheap from a former band member, and I passed it along just as cheap to the next group.  I really shouldn’t regret selling it, but since I didn’t pursue music as a profession, or even as an amateur, I just can’t bring myself to even consider the prices on a new or used replacement for the YEP 321.
I did, however, on a nostalgic Christmas lark, scour ebay for classic (i.e. beat up, but still solidly playable) 3 valve Euphoniums a few years back.  Since, coincidentally, hubby and I both primarily played Baritone/Euphonium in high school, I found and bought 2. 

Don’t laugh.  I know they look like someone scraped the lacquer off with a hammer in spots, but they’re both quality horns that play beautifully.  Not that we ever have time to play, but every once in a while, it’s nice to pick one up and tinker.

Well, now I’ve committed myself.  Hmmm. ..maybe in multiple senses of the word.  I volunteered to play in the Alumni band at an upcoming “reunion” to honor our high school band director.
Boy, times have changed!  I got the sheet music for the school fight song and alma mater in a pdf file via email.  The first time I looked at the sheet music was on my cell phone.  I could even get the Finale files that would allow the computer to play all the various parts for practice. Rehearsals via conference call have been suggested.  Yikes!
Technology is a wonderful thing, but nothing has changed about physically playing a brass instrument.  I’ve got to seriously “lip up” and practice a LOT before this public performance.
I’d forgotten about the conspicuous “ring” around the lips after truly practicing.  LOL!!!  Since it’s a low-brass mouthpiece, it’s about the same size as my eye-glasses lenses.  I have not, however, forgotten to stock up on the brass musician’s best friend, Carmex lip goo.  Now, if only my dog didn’t run in terror every time I pick up the horn…
I actually have made it through both songs without any truly terrible blats or wrong notes.  I just need to practice and get that muscle memory back for each lip notch.  …not too bad for 20+ years of rust.  I’ve got about 9 weeks to practice, so I’ll let you know how it goes.  In the meantime, continue the conversation.
Did you play an instrument in high school?  Which one(s)?  Do you still play?  Would you play in an Alumni band?  Will this blogger survive the commitment? 
Rock on, readers!

Awesome Alabama Valentines

Posted February 14th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

Valentine’s Day is just fun…if you just watch and listen.  Flowers come into the office and folks talk about gifts and plans all day.  I know Facebook status messages have mentioned everything from candy to candlelight dinners today, but I’m a little partial to southern charm, myself…

Hubby suprised me with a new bedliner for my truck this Valentine’s Day.
 

I know, I know.  …doesn’t immediately sound romantic?  Well, for this southern belle, nothing could have warmed my heart more.  I’d been talking about getting a bedliner and bemoaning scratches just this past weekend, but I had no idea he’d already ordered one.  I certainly didn’t imagine one for Valentine’s Day, but he couldn’t have planned it better.
I guess I had the total suprise coming…I got him a few years ago with a singing Valentine via a tuxedoed barbershop quartet.  …at work.  …with his boss’s help getting them through the security gate and into a conference room where many coworkers were ushered in for the serenade.  (I still have the video.  🙂 )
If anyone’s interested in a singing valentine or other barbershop serenades, the Barbershop Harmony Society (formerly SPEBSQSA) has chapters, choruses, and quartets all over.  They even have a Singing Valentine’s web site to help you locate performers.
…so, that’s my contribution to the front porch evening chat. What are your most memorable valentines (giving or receiving)?  What are the most unique?
Have fun pondering.  ‘night y’all.

Family Feud: Name something that gets passed around…

Posted February 13th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com

First question for the front porch…have you seen the Family Feud clip asking for something that gets passed around?

Secondly, which answer would you have given?…one of the 8?…one of the 4? …or one of the other 88 percent who answered something else? …and what exactly were the other survey answers???

Welcome to Belly Acres!

Posted February 13th, 2011 by cdclocks@gmail.com
Welcome to Belly Acres, Alabama.

Belly Acres is my home, and belly achin’ on the front porch is what we do…among other things.  Basically, any topic that might arise on the front porch is fair game for Belly Acres, our front porch in the Blogosphere.